religious truths

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TAOISM: shit happens
BUDDHISM: if shit happens, it isn't really shit
HINDUISM: this shit has happened before
ISLAM: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah
CATHOLICISM: shit happens because you deserve it
PROTESTANTISM: let shit happen to somebody else
JUDAISM: why does shit always happen to us?

so long...
/*,*/
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