Humor zu Sylvester

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Hallo !

Lautes Lachen soll ja ebenso wie die ganze ( imho vermaledeite ) Knallerei die schlechten Geister des alten Jahres vertreiben helfen.

Wie waer's denn mit dem hier:

  
<!-- Psycho X-Mas  
  
1) Schizophrenia---- Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?  
  
2) Amnesia-- I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas  
  
3) Narcissistic-- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me  
  
4) Manic-- Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And  
Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire  
Hydrants And...........  
  
5) Multiple Personality Disorder----We Three Queens Disoriented Are  
  
6) Paranoid---Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us  
  
7) Borderline Personality Disorder--- You Better Watch Out, You Better not  
Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll not Tell You Why  
  
8) Full Personality Disorder--- Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire  
  
9) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells,  
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle  
Bells, Jingle Bells  
  
10) Agoraphobia---I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My  
House  
  
11) Senile Dementia---Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in  
My Slippers and Robe  
  
12) Oppositional Defiant Disorder---I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I  
Burned Down the House  
  
13) Social Anxiety Disorder---Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I  
Sit Here and Hyperventilate  
  
14) Attention Deficit Disorder--We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's Snowing -->  

Nachtraege ? ;-)

In diesem Sinne Euch allen

Ein frohes, gesundes und glueckliches 2007 !

LG

Holger