Microsoft's Windows Products

[AlexBausW]

Hallo,

Und was ich erst unter http://www.microsoft.eu.org/windows/ gefunden habe ;-)

Microsoft Windows® 2000
        The most innovative piece of theft ever! Absolute highlight: you
        can now telnet into your machine and execute some commands
        remotely! Just like you could in Unix systems about 20 years
        ago!
        Another highlight is the introduction of 65535 all new bugs.
        Update: The actual number of bugs is much higher - our 16-bit
        operating system simply couldn't handle a higher number.
        You can read the press release here.
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         System requirements:
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              256 MB RAM
              850 MB free harddisk space
              Microsoft Windows

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