the empire strikes back!

[The Secretary of State for Propaganda]

Good evening Sir,

HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!!

Fine. Thank you very much for asking. How are you my dear?

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

Oh, I wouldn't be too sure of that, young man. We have dealt with people like you before.

YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION

Now calm down, young man. We don't think we have agreed to that yet.

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME´

Where have we heard that before, we wonder?

HA HA HA HA

A real gentleman doesn't laugh loudly, we suggest you watch your manners.

FREE CHRÄCKER!

Without question, that is an issue that needs urgent addressing. We will ask our colleagues from MI5 to take care of that. We will speak with both Mr Blunkett and Mr Straw.

Yours sincerely,
The Secretary of State for Propaganda
The Rt Hon Nimra G.