nicht angemeldet
Hallo Christoph,
nimms nicht übel, aber dein
<img src="http://www.gso-koeln.de/simon/filez/stein01.gif" border=0 alt="">
paßt nicht so ganz.
[Steinigung trifft Falschen und ist zu dick aufgetragen]
Nimm es Simon nicht all zu übel, denn wenn man "Life of Brian" kennt (also nicht so wie ich, der es wieder mal nachlesen musste ;), dann kann man aus dem Jehova-gezetere und dem Aufruf zur Steinigung iomho doch ein wenig Satire herauslesen. Und Satire darf ja bekanntermaßen alles. ;)
<mode style="film script" title="life of brian" part="scene 4">
CROWD OF WOMEN: [yelling]
OFFICIAL: Tobi, son of Deuteronomy of Gath.
TOBI: Do I say 'yes'?
STONE HELPER #1: Yes.
TOBI: Yes.
OFFICIAL: You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering
the name of our Lord, and so, as a blasphemer,...
CROWD: Ooooh!
OFFICIAL: ...you are to be stoned to death.
CROWD: Ahh!
TOBI: Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was,
'That piece of halibut was good enough for 2-Frames.'
CROWD: Oooooh!
OFFICIAL: Blasphemy! He's said it again!
CROWD: Yes! Yes, he did! He did!...
OFFICIAL: Did you hear him?!
CROWD: Yes! Yes, we did! We did!...
WOMAN #1: Really!
[silence]
OFFICIAL: Are there any women here today?
CROWD: No. No. No. No...
OFFICIAL: Very well. By virtue of the authority vested in me--
[CULPRIT WOMAN stones Tobi]
TOBI: Oww! Lay off! We haven't started yet!
OFFICIAL: Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on.
CROWD: She did! She did! He did! He! He. He. Him. Him. Him. Him.
He did.
CULPRIT WOMAN: Sorry. I thought we'd started.
OFFICIAL: Go to the back.
CULPRIT WOMAN: Oh, dear.
OFFICIAL: Always one, isn't there? Now, where were we?
TOBI: Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying
'2-Frames'.
CROWD: Oooh! He said it again! Oooh!...
OFFICIAL: You're only making it worse for yourself!
TOBI: Making it worse?! How could it be worse?! 2-Frames! 2-Frames!
2-Frames!
CROWD: Oooooh!...
OFFICIAL: I'm warning you. If you say '2-Frames' once more--
[MRS. A. stones OFFICIAL]
Right. Who threw that?
TOBI: [laughing]
[silence]
OFFICIAL: Come on. Who threw that?
CROWD: She did! It was her! He! He. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him.
OFFICIAL: Was it you?
MRS. A.: Yes.
OFFICIAL: Right!
MRS. A.: Well, you did say '2-Frames'.
CROWD: Ah! Ooooh!...
[CROWD stones MRS. A.]
OFFICIAL: Stop! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one
is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand?! Even,
and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say '2-Frames'.
CROWD: Ooooooh!...
[CROWD stones OFFICIAL]
WOMAN #1: Good shot!
[clap clap clap]
</mode>
In diesem Zusammenhang passt es imho auch, daß Simon den Linksetzer "steinigt". Ob Simon nun männlich oder der Standesbeamte beim Eintrag des Namens nur ein "e" vergessen hat, sollte wir vielleicht noch mal näher erörtern. ;))
Gruß Alex
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