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Das *g* zur Woche
Man sollte so etwas nicht immer auf das WOchenende begrenzen. Die kommende
Woche hat irgendsoetwas finales an sich. Das ist schon mal ein *g* wert.
Und eine Veröffentlichung des Zeitvertreibst gestern nacht um so etwa 4 Uhr.
Dann wurde es nämlich dummerweise schon hell und das Zwitschern der Vögel
unterbricht die ruhige Nacht vor dem flackernden Bildschirm.
Am Meisten Spaß macht das folgende Quatsch-Script natürlich, wenn man es
abspeichern würde und nicht den Interpretatoren spielen müsste.
<html>
<head>
<title>Simple Play</title>
</head>
<body>
<script>
alert("SIMPLE PLAY\nJust another sweet javascript-play by [Author already died]\n\nUsage:\nclick on the thing you think. If there is a confirm that says 'ok' or 'abort',\n'ok'\t=\t'yes'\n'abort'\t=\t'no'\neverything alright?\nThen let's go");
alert("...erm...\noh, and i've forgotten: There is no escape...");
alert("...no really...");
alert("...only the death");
alert(" ");
alert("go");
alert(" ");
prompt("Oh sorry my dear, who the fuck are you?", "");
alert("Oh you poor, that's totally uninterestant. Do'ou want to die?");
c = confirm("Really?");
if(c)
alert("Yeah, so die, please");
else
alert("Even if you don't want to, you'll");
alert("Press 'OK' to die");
alert("I scared you, didn't i? ;-)");
confirm("Oh no - that wasn't a bulk. Really question:\nDO YOU WANT TO DIE?");
prompt("Unimportant. What size of sarg do you need?", "");
alert("not aviable.");
prompt("What size of gravestone do you need?");
alert("aviable");
prompt("What's to stand on your gravestone?\nNewlines per [n]. All is centered", "");
a = confirm("...ok, no problem.\nHave you written your Testament?");
if(a)
alert("Throw it away and write a new one");
else
alert("Oh, you must!");
prompt("Enter your Testament\nNewlines and other things not allowed. No tricks", "Testament goes here");
alert("I SAID NO TRICKS!");
prompt("Enter your Testament again\nYOU KNOW THE RULEZ!", "");
alert("Are you mad?");
prompt("NOOOO TRICKS!\nThird time, please:", "");
alert("Oh oh oh - you won't get it, YOU won't. That's bad. That's not bad, that's even worse. end of game. soon. ENTER A 'GOOD' TESTAMENT, you bloody old human anything");
p = prompt("...there:", "All my money goes to charity");
if(p == "All my money goes to charity")
alert("No No No. No money'll go to charity. Again please.");
else
alert("Sure? Really sure? I know that you only aim in your simple bloody short live is to spend your money to charity or something like this. SO DO IT, THE FUCK!");
q = prompt("fifth time", "All my money goes to charity");
if(q == "All my money goes to charity")
alert("I'm quite shure that you want to make devil more rich. Yeah, i am.");
else
alert("No. no. no. You won't get it. Give your money to devil!");
d = prompt("...", "ALL MY MONEY FOR DEVIL");
if(d == "ALL MY MONEY FOR DEVIL")
alert("Yeah, you got it");
else {
alert("I won't accept your Testament. You're mad.");
alert("Please sign:\n'ALL MY MONEY FOR DEVIL'\n");
alert("Thanks");
}
alert("So. We got it. Took a long time, but we got it.");
alert("We are good, aren't we?");
c = confirm("AREN'T WE?");
if(c)
alert("Oh please...");
else {
d = confirm("SURE? REALLY SURE?");
if(d) alert("I still think of killing you");
else alert("good boy"); }
alert("ok, let's think only 5 minutes that we two are good. No, we arent only _good_, we are well.");
prompt("Question one:\nWho are we?", "");
prompt("Question two:\nWe are who?", "");
prompt("Question three:\nThe whos are we?", "");
c = confirm("Question four:\nWe are the whos?");
if(c) {
d = confirm("Yes, are we?");
if(d) alert("I don't think so");
else alert("Good boy. Really good boy."); }
else
alert("'He does the right thing'");
alert("Ok, your computer is calculation the result...");
for(i=0;i<=100;i++) {
b = '.'; for(e=1;e<=i;e++) b += '.';
alert("...calculating...\n"+i+"%\n"+b); }
alert("done");
alert("doooone");
alert("hello?");
a = confirm("are you still alive?");
if(a) alert("fine");
else { alert("FINE! We can quit!"); location.href = "http://www.rotten.com"; }
alert("Ok, not really fine");
alert("If i were you i would want to be death");
b = confirm("Don't you want to be death?");
while(!b)
b = confirm("Wrong answer. Don't you want to be death?");
alert("RIGHT ANSWER!");
alert("100 POINTS!");
alert("fine, we can quit.");
location.href = 'http://www.rotten.com';
</script>
</body>
</html>
Schöne Woche wünsche ich noch