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Das *g* zur Woche

Man sollte so etwas nicht immer auf das WOchenende begrenzen. Die kommende
Woche hat irgendsoetwas finales an sich. Das ist schon mal ein *g* wert.
Und eine Veröffentlichung des Zeitvertreibst gestern nacht um so etwa 4 Uhr.
Dann wurde es nämlich dummerweise schon hell und das Zwitschern der Vögel
unterbricht die ruhige Nacht vor dem flackernden Bildschirm.

Am Meisten Spaß macht das folgende Quatsch-Script natürlich, wenn man es
abspeichern würde und nicht den Interpretatoren spielen müsste.

<html>
<head>
    <title>Simple Play</title>
</head>
<body>
<script>
    alert("SIMPLE PLAY\nJust another sweet javascript-play by [Author already died]\n\nUsage:\nclick on the thing you think. If there is a confirm that says 'ok' or 'abort',\n'ok'\t=\t'yes'\n'abort'\t=\t'no'\neverything alright?\nThen let's go");
    alert("...erm...\noh, and i've forgotten: There is no escape...");
    alert("...no really...");
    alert("...only the death");
    alert("  ");
    alert("go");
    alert("  ");

prompt("Oh sorry my dear, who the fuck are you?", "");
    alert("Oh you poor, that's totally uninterestant. Do'ou want to die?");
    c = confirm("Really?");
    if(c)
       alert("Yeah, so die, please");
    else
       alert("Even if you don't want to, you'll");
    alert("Press 'OK' to die");
    alert("I scared you, didn't i? ;-)");
    confirm("Oh no - that wasn't a bulk. Really question:\nDO YOU WANT TO DIE?");
    prompt("Unimportant. What size of sarg do you need?", "");
    alert("not aviable.");
    prompt("What size of gravestone do you need?");
    alert("aviable");
    prompt("What's to stand on your gravestone?\nNewlines per [n]. All is centered", "");
    a = confirm("...ok, no problem.\nHave you written your Testament?");
    if(a)
       alert("Throw it away and write a new one");
    else
       alert("Oh, you must!");
    prompt("Enter your Testament\nNewlines and other things not allowed. No tricks", "Testament goes here");
    alert("I SAID NO TRICKS!");
    prompt("Enter your Testament again\nYOU KNOW THE RULEZ!", "");
    alert("Are you mad?");
    prompt("NOOOO TRICKS!\nThird time, please:", "");
    alert("Oh oh oh - you won't get it, YOU won't. That's bad. That's not bad, that's even worse. end of game. soon. ENTER A 'GOOD' TESTAMENT, you bloody old human anything");
    p = prompt("...there:", "All my money goes to charity");
    if(p == "All my money goes to charity")
       alert("No No No. No money'll go to charity. Again please.");
    else
       alert("Sure? Really sure? I know that you only aim in your simple bloody short live is to spend your money to charity or something like this. SO DO IT, THE FUCK!");
    q = prompt("fifth time", "All my money goes to charity");
    if(q == "All my money goes to charity")
        alert("I'm quite shure that you want to make devil more rich. Yeah, i am.");
    else
        alert("No. no. no. You won't get it. Give your money to devil!");
    d = prompt("...", "ALL MY MONEY FOR DEVIL");
    if(d == "ALL MY MONEY FOR DEVIL")
        alert("Yeah, you got it");
    else {
        alert("I won't accept your Testament. You're mad.");
        alert("Please sign:\n'ALL MY MONEY FOR DEVIL'\n");
        alert("Thanks");
    }
    alert("So. We got it. Took a long time, but we got it.");
    alert("We are good, aren't we?");
    c = confirm("AREN'T WE?");
    if(c)
        alert("Oh please...");
    else {
        d = confirm("SURE? REALLY SURE?");
        if(d) alert("I still think of killing you");
        else alert("good boy"); }
    alert("ok, let's think only 5 minutes that we two are good. No, we arent only _good_, we are well.");
    prompt("Question one:\nWho are we?", "");
    prompt("Question two:\nWe are who?", "");
    prompt("Question three:\nThe whos are we?", "");
    c = confirm("Question four:\nWe are the whos?");
    if(c) {
        d = confirm("Yes, are we?");
        if(d) alert("I don't think so");
        else alert("Good boy. Really good boy."); }
    else
        alert("'He does the right thing'");
    alert("Ok, your computer is calculation the result...");
    for(i=0;i<=100;i++) {
       b = '.'; for(e=1;e<=i;e++) b += '.';
       alert("...calculating...\n"+i+"%\n"+b); }
    alert("done");
    alert("doooone");
    alert("hello?");
    a = confirm("are you still alive?");
    if(a) alert("fine");
    else { alert("FINE! We can quit!"); location.href = "http://www.rotten.com"; }
    alert("Ok, not really fine");
    alert("If i were you i would want to be death");
    b = confirm("Don't you want to be death?");
    while(!b)
       b = confirm("Wrong answer. Don't you want to be death?");
    alert("RIGHT ANSWER!");
    alert("100 POINTS!");
    alert("fine, we can quit.");
    location.href = 'http://www.rotten.com';
</script>
</body>
</html>

Schöne Woche wünsche ich noch